Captain Hotknives’ Greatest Hits, Sleeve Notes & Poll

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I created an album of for me what are Chris’s (Captain Hotknives) greatest hits, through finding what I think are the best quality versions out there of 13 well loved comedy songs, plus mixing and matching a few different versions together.

Secondly, I edited together 3 volumes of folk songs, instrumentals & bonus tracks.

Thirdly, I typed up the lyrics and I’m working on building it into an illustrated sleeve notes zine which will contain lyrics, descriptions & more.

Finally, I’m working on helping Chris get both up on his Bandcamp, so that 100% of music sales will go back to him & I’m keeping a tally of sales so that 50% of book & zine profits go back to him.

Click the links below to see:

Comedy/Music Album – Bandcamp & YouTube
Sleeve Notes Zine – Free On Screen Viewing, in Paperback on Amazon & A Free Print Ready Version

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Track List

Vol.1 Comedy Songs

Mushrooms
Prejudiced Wildlife
Scuse Me Mate
Glue
The Pigeons Told Me To Shoplift
One Good Thing About Buckfast
Johnny Depp Wi’ Me Bird
Hotknives Are Good For You
I Skanked Me Nanna
Anti-Gravity Cats
I’m In An Anarchist Squat Punk Band
Bob the Amazing Sheepdog
I Hate Babies

Vol.2 Folk Songs

Travelling Free
Hustlers Lament
Into The Valley Of The Timber Wolves
Let The Sorrow Come
Smugglers Bold
Out Of Sight

Vol.3 Instrumentals

Say Farewell
Demented Pixie Music
Manchego
Five Pound Junkie Shades
Walking Through Morecambe
Banjoy Division
Mollys Song
Into The Valley Of The Timberwolves (Instrumental)
Riff for Paco
All The Kings Are Gone
Lying To Your Mum
Coming Down Slow

Vol.4 Bonus CD – Stand Up, Sketches & Stories

Soundchecks & Singbacks
Day 3604 In The Big Tory Workhouse
Steward Skit
Electric Distortion
Riley In A Can
The Light Side Of Psychosis
The Story of Captain Hotknives

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Sleeve Notes Zine

Click the hyperlinks below to see:

Free version for on-screen viewing – PDF & DOC
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Buy the paperback book – On Amazon for £5 (hopefully coming soon through other publishers)
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Buy the handsewn zine – Paypal me £8 (to cover postage as well) and let me know your postal address. (Coming soon on Etsy)
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Free version with print ready margins – PDF & DOC*
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* If you try printing the full thing, the papers edge sticks out a fair bit in the middle. So what I do is print this cover on a cut up A3 piece of card to make it wider than an A4 sheet. Then stitch together Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 & Part 4 to each other and the cover.
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Rank Your Favourite Captain Hotknives Songs In Order

Let me know your favourite comedy songs and if it’s wildly different to the greatest hits list I’ve collated I can rejig the list of downloads:

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Captain Hotknives’ Platforms

Watch his new videos on his Facebook, his FB Fanpage & YouTube

Donate to him on Bandcamp.

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