Captain Hotknives’ Greatest Hits + Poll

I created an album of for me what are Chris’s (Captain Hotknives) greatest hits, through finding what I think are the best quality versions out there of 13 well loved comedy songs, plus mixing and matching a few different versions together.

As well I edited together 3 volumes of folk songs, instrumentals & bonus tracks.

Finally I copyed the automatic transcripts, cleaned them up into lyrics pages and I’m working on building it into an illustrated sleeve notes zine which will contain lyrics, descriptions & more.

Click the links below to see:

Captain Hotknives Greatest Hits on YouTube and available to download on & bandcamp including:

Track List

Vol.1 Comedy Songs

  1. Mushrooms
  2. Prejudiced Wildlife
  3. Scuse Me Mate
  4. Glue
  5. The Pigeons Told Me To Shoplift
  6. One Good Thing About Buckfast
  7. Johnny Depp Wi’ Me Bird
  8. Hotknives Are Good For You
  9. I Skanked Me Nanna
  10. Anti-Gravity Cats
  11. I’m In An Anarchist Squat Punk Band
  12. Bob the Amazing Sheepdog
  13. I Hate Babies

Vol.2 Folk Songs

  1. Travelling Free
  2. Hustlers Lament
  3. Into The Valley Of The Timber Wolves
  4. Let The Sorrow Come
  5. Smugglers Bold
  6. Out Of Sight

Vol.3 Instrumentals

  1. Say Farewell
  2. Demented Pixie Music
  3. Manchego
  4. Five Pound Junkie Shades
  5. Walking Through Morecambe
  6. Banjoy Division
  7. Mollys Song
  8. Into The Valley Of The Timberwolves (Instrumental)
  9. Riff for Paco
  10. All The Kings Are Gone
  11. Lying To Your Mum
  12. Coming Down Slow

Vol.4 Bonus CD – Stand Up, Sketches & Stories

  1. Soundchecks & Singbacks
  2. Day 3604 In The Big Tory Workhouse
  3. Steward Skit
  4. Electric Distortion
  5. The Light Side Of Psychosis
  6. The Story of Captain Hotknives

Rank Your Favourite Captain Hotknives Songs In Order

Let me know your favourite comedy songs and if it’s wildly different to the greatest hits list I’ve collated I can rejig the list of downloads:

Captain Hotknives’ Platforms

Watch his new videos on Facebook & YouTube

Donate to him on Bandcamp.

And if you want to book him for a gig his email is

Further Reading

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